More jokes from Moscow:
Patriarch Kirill announces that all Russian soldiers dying in war in Ukraine will immediately go to heaven.
Hearing this Heaven immediately applies for NATO membership.
- As a reservist you have been mobilized!
- Who are we fighting with?
- The Nazis
- Yes, but against whom?
"Who fears the Russian army the most?"
"Young Russian men from 18 to 27 years old!"
A guy is sitting in front of the Kremlin with a panel in his hands:
"THE PRESIDENT IS STUPID!"
Two police officers come to arrest him, but he says
- "No, no you don't understand, I mean president Zelenski is stupid'
The policemen answer:
- "Don't try to fool us, everyone knows which president is stupid.'
Shoigu: We have 5397 casualties.
A Russian soldier: I dont know how many Shoigu has but we have a lot more.
The Russian Duma announced that G7 without Putin is "a castrated organization."
They did not say what that makes Putin.
- Your mobilisation order is here, you have to enroll to go to war.
o But sir...
- No buts, you have to go to war.
o But I don't have any legs.
- Don't worry, it's a partial mobilization.
And this one from Jodorkovsky
Russia
is most likely the first and only country in the world where people flee not because someone invaded their country, but because they invaded another country.