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lucia escribió: ↑12 Feb 2021 15:41

My wife Lola will be selling her crocheted dolls in the precinct this Saturday, all proceeds to the drop-in-centre. For God's sake buy one, she's made 600 of the bloody things. They're all over the house. Every time I open the airing cupboard it's like being attacked by Chucky.

https://twitter.com/CllrBattley/status/ ... 0020158464

Sinkim escribió: ↑13 Feb 2021 10:04 People really freak out with crochet

Luis Rojas Marcos escribió: Nunca olvidaré mi primer día de guardia en NY. Oí por los altavoces del hospital “Dr. Marcos, I see you”, yo gritaba “I don’t see you!” (yo no le veo), hasta que un sonriente compañero me alertó que me llamaban del ICU (Unidad de Cuidados Intensivos) que en inglés suena ai si iú.

A South Carolina man hijacked a school bus at gunpoint to try to get a ride to his house, a town over. He gave up and got off the bus about four miles in when the kindergarteners on board wouldn't stop asking him questions.

A joke from Russia:
"Mom, I'm in Ukraine. What a meat grinder!"
"We don't need a meat grinder. Send home a blender instead!"